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Early Four Track Recordings

180-gram 1LP
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Track List

  1. Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs a Bath
  2. Dustin Hoffman Gets a Bath
  3. Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating the Soap
  4. Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Looses Soap
  5. Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation to Heat the Bathtub
  6. Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home
  7. Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About the Absent Bathtub
  8. Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub
  9. Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particules
  10. Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used As Toilet
  11. Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation for Missing
  12. Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes a Sarcastic Remark
  13. Cuts the Head Off of a
  14. Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself
  15. Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs a Tree
  16. Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter the Bathroom
  17. Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter the Bathroom

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