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Greatest Story Ever Told

Saustex Records is pleased to announce The Greatest Story Ever Told a career spanning, re-recorded "best of" collection comprising thirty songs by Austin, Texas' greatest and longest running sci-fi punk metal band the Pocket Fishrmen. These deviants boldly go where no band has gone before with previously uncharted subject matter and rhyme schemes on this goofy yet edifying volume. This nicely gatefold packaged, limited edition 140 gram LP and CD includes perennial audience favorites including 'Amy Carter', 'The Leader is Burning', 'One Blowjob', 'Treehouse' and 'Go Out Smoking'. Not for the shy or faint of heart these lads are recommended for fans of Sloppy Seconds, Screeching Weasel, The Dickies and The Queers.
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Track List

The Leader Is Burning , Go Go Saddam Hussein , Big Ass on Fire , Treehouse , Future Gods of Rock , Sex Billy , Priapus Power , One Blowjob , Queen of the Gorillas , Oft Times When We Pork 1 David of the Merkin 1, Friendly Chimps 1, Colonoscopy 1, I Now Pronounce You Rock and Roll 1, Amy Carter 1, Save My Dna 1, Yen for Your Yang 1, Flesh Eating Parasite 1, Bivouac on Venus , Flaccid Is the Night 2 Faces of the Revelers 2, High on Rock and Roll 2, Pot Mountain 2, Half Mast 2, We Kill Evil 2, Mommanatrix 2, Worship Us 2, Gay Jew Conquistador 2, Big Blue Ball , Go Out Smoking

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