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I Eat Abortions

7in
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$10.98
Limited seven inch colored vinyl pressing. 2018 EP. Jaime Paul Lamb of 'We're Loud: 90s Cassette Punk Unknowns' fame comes crawling back to the Black Gladiator/Slovenly house of ill repute like a masochist, and as disgusting as ever, with his new Phoenix, AZ unit, Puppy and the Hand Jobs! Puppy's kink is playing either naked or wearing a diaper on stage (and at private rehearsals) while the Hand Jobs - both male - are decked out to the nines in respectable Ward and June Cleaver garb. Five songs on this EP include the appetizing title track 'I Eat Abortions,' and the homoerotic 'I Think I'm Gay'.
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