Tantalizing

How often does someone stumble in the attic upon 500 pristine copies of just about the coolest piece of vinyl on the planet? This is not just any disc. This find, by music producer The Vicar's assistant Punk Sanderson, is the famous record that can "vary each time you play it"- "variofonics", as The Vicar called it. Trust us. There's a phone that rings half way through the song - sometimes it gets answered and you hear a voice, sometimes you just get a guitar solo. How does it do that?! And talking about the telephone - this isn't just a reference to any telephone call. This is a reference to some fairly explicit phone calls between Prince Charles of Great Britain and his then mistress, Camilla Parker Bowles, while he was still married to Princess Diana. Why do you think the band is called "Camilla's Little Secret"? There are rumors that the band never made another recording as they were all imprisoned for treason. Maybe that's why no-one knows who The Vicar is. Grab it while you can. Maybe that's why the guitarist with the so-recognizable tone masquerades under the name of Bobby Willcox and The Vicar is so keen to keep his identity a secret. (Yes, Robert Fripp!)